Friday, January 28, 2011

Vampire Hunters

Check out this website for the United States Vampire Service.   Yes, you read that correctly and it's pure ridiculousness.  I love the F.A.Q. section which answers the pressing question, "What should I do if I see a vampire?" 

"If you feel there is a threat of any kind in your neighborhood, you should call the police.  We exterminate less than ten "bugs" a year, meaning you have a better chance of being hit by lightning while a shark is eating your leg."

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